SPAM Figgy Pudding
Ensure this year’s holiday meal is the stuff of legends by whipping out your secret ingredient – SPAM Figgy Pudding. This 12-ounce can comes with a flavorful figgy pudding blend…
King Tut’s Golden Throne
Give the room a regal ambiance while adding some style and class to your home with King Tutankhamen’s throne chair. This work of art is hand-cast with real crushed stones…
New Wife and New Husband VooDoo Dolls
When words fail, tip the odds in your favor with a few pokes of your new husband or wife voodoo doll. This gut-bustlingly funny gift for newlyweds comes with a…
Whoopee Cushion Bookmark
Make your favorite bookworm’s day with this whoopee cushion bookmark. This hilarious cross between a whoopee cushion and a bookmark measures 7.5″ x 2.8″ and will come in handy as…
SMOROBOT Tank X11 Pool Cleaning Robot
Keep your pool looking pristine all summer long by leaving the heavy lifting up to the SMOROBOT Tank X11 pool cleaning robot. It works tirelessly and quietly to leave your pool looking brand new in just 1.5 hours.
Mini Natural History Museum
Feed your intellectual curiosity while adding character to your desktop with this Mini Natural History Museum. Encased in this acrylic block you’ll find 33 artifacts ranging from a piece of…
The Stack-O-Lantern Pumpkin Stacking Kit
Create head-turning pumpkin totems that’ll set your haunted house apart from the rest with the Stack-O-Lantern stacking kit. The kit is easy to use and conveniently allows eager pumpkin carvers…
In-Ground Trampoline Kit
Create a safer jumping environment for the kiddies by installing this in-ground trampoline kit. With the trampoline at ground level you’ll decrease the risk of serious injury and create a more…
Long Distance Friendship Lamps
Feel a little closer to those you love most but can’t be near with these long-distance friendship lamps. Whenever someone waves their hand or touches the top of the lamp,…
Stained Glass Mushroom Lamp
Elevate your home, office, or any living space with this utterly mesmerizing stained glass cottagecore mushroom lamp. Handcrafted with love, it’s the perfect blend of art and colorful illumination that…
Customer Service – Kindly Fuck Off
Something every customer service represetative needs on their desks for those special needy customers. So is there anything else we can help you with?
Automatic Touchless Toilet Spray
Keep your bathroom smelling springtime fresh the easy way with this automatic touchless toilet spray. It’s remarkably simple to install and comes in refreshing scents like coconut lime, citrus fresh,…